So let me get this straight (pun intended)…the same group that thinks we can not possibly ban assault weapons because “bad guys would still break the law and get them anyway” (ignoring the fact that by making such guns illegal police could both confiscate the vast majority of said weapons AND arrest more bad guys, reducing the number of both) is saying what now? We are going to police every public bathroom because why? Transgender people (0.03% of the population) are a threat to who again? Ignoring the fact that assaults by transgender persons is so low as to equal the number of people pretending to be someone else so they can vote? Oh, but that would open the door for men to go into bathrooms and assault whoever they please…

Because the only way to stop a man with a penis (or a man who has no penis) from entering a room where penises are not allowed is to have a man with a penis (and a gun) who, with his many years of diverse experience can quickly judge who is a man with a penis or a man with no penis pretending to have no penis.

“What sex are you?”

       “A man has no penis.”

[whacks her with a bamboo reed] “WHAT WERE YOU BORN?!?”

         “A man has no penis.”

[whacks her again] “WHAT IS IN YOUR PANTS?”

“A. Man. Has. No. Penis.”

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